This has been a LONG time coming. So, back story- Adele has this song called "Someone Like You" and unless you just don't know me, you know this is my LEAST favorite song in the history of mankind. (Worse than any 80's song of my mom's I was subjected to as a small child.) Pandora uses every chance to show they hate me by playing it during random playlists. Disney Children's Songs Playlist, really Pandora? And it is usually while I have something on my hands and can't click the dislike button, or after I have used all my skips for the hour. Anyway, yes, it is my least favorite song. To me Adele summarizes the epitome of what is wrong with women today. Let's do a lyrical break down of some of the epic gems in this song. (As much as this angers and pains me...)
"I heard that you're settled down. That you've found a girl and you're married now." Right off the bat, she knows he is a happily married man, completely over her, and here she comes to stir up trouble. Why? Because later as she says "I hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over." Crazy, crazy woman. However, not crazy as much as she is real. This happens all the time, daily. Women think they are entitled to whoever they want, whenever they want. I have a news flash. He's not yours anymore. He is happy, he HAS forgotten you, and stop showing up "out of the blue, uninvited." Ladies, rule number one, PROTECT your man. There are a bunch of crazy, psycho women that empower themselves with Adele's song and then feel like it's ok to throw themselves at your man. And it's not just attractive girls. No, attractive, NICE, girls know how to handle themselves, and they will respect your relationship, because they respect themselves. Semi-attractive, but disgustingly slutty girls can't keep a relationship, so they are happy to meddle with other peoples relationships too, to find their own "happiness." But the real threats are the Adele types. Look at her. She looks harmless like she should have her own cooking show and be on the bottle of bar-b-que sauce or something. Wrong, she is a threat because she is an emotional mess and she does two things- Tries to make your man feel needed and tries to make your man feel attractive. (Because he is needed and attractive, but only you get to make him feel that way.) They build "harmless" friendships with your man. Use him for emotional support. Or they feel like they can come around whenever they want just to give him a hug and say "hi." Wrong. No matter how much you trust your man and no matter how faithful he is, you protect him, because the risk isn't with him, it's with her. So, Adele, he is not shy, he is happy and he really doesn't want to be around you, because you are no longer friends. Also, you will never find someone like him. Why? Because you are still stalking him, trying to break up a happy relationship, and there is no one else like him. Yes, sometimes it hurts instead-for you. Moral of the rant? Protect your relationship and avoid listening to Adele.
"I heard that you're settled down. That you've found a girl and you're married now." Right off the bat, she knows he is a happily married man, completely over her, and here she comes to stir up trouble. Why? Because later as she says "I hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over." Crazy, crazy woman. However, not crazy as much as she is real. This happens all the time, daily. Women think they are entitled to whoever they want, whenever they want. I have a news flash. He's not yours anymore. He is happy, he HAS forgotten you, and stop showing up "out of the blue, uninvited." Ladies, rule number one, PROTECT your man. There are a bunch of crazy, psycho women that empower themselves with Adele's song and then feel like it's ok to throw themselves at your man. And it's not just attractive girls. No, attractive, NICE, girls know how to handle themselves, and they will respect your relationship, because they respect themselves. Semi-attractive, but disgustingly slutty girls can't keep a relationship, so they are happy to meddle with other peoples relationships too, to find their own "happiness." But the real threats are the Adele types. Look at her. She looks harmless like she should have her own cooking show and be on the bottle of bar-b-que sauce or something. Wrong, she is a threat because she is an emotional mess and she does two things- Tries to make your man feel needed and tries to make your man feel attractive. (Because he is needed and attractive, but only you get to make him feel that way.) They build "harmless" friendships with your man. Use him for emotional support. Or they feel like they can come around whenever they want just to give him a hug and say "hi." Wrong. No matter how much you trust your man and no matter how faithful he is, you protect him, because the risk isn't with him, it's with her. So, Adele, he is not shy, he is happy and he really doesn't want to be around you, because you are no longer friends. Also, you will never find someone like him. Why? Because you are still stalking him, trying to break up a happy relationship, and there is no one else like him. Yes, sometimes it hurts instead-for you. Moral of the rant? Protect your relationship and avoid listening to Adele.
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